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whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

…❤😂 everbody likes it…

Well, he got told lmao.

Bitch, who told you you could stop petting me??

It’s weird to think that night time is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Bug, help me be more like you

the true genderfluid icon

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat