john green hate blog

guy who has the stigmata: im not gonna worry about it. it'll go away on its own

i'm an expert opinion haver when it comes to films by the way. for instance when i see a bad movie i tend to shake my head and think like. well why didn't they make a good movie instead. but not everyone is smart enough to think like this.

I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

me watching a cat scratch its ears: i could've scratched those for you

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine

number one priority is being comfy

literally this is at the top of my list of priorities at all times

Dude that’s pretty orange cat behavior of you