Irredeemably, unapologetically, and terminally horny

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

You absolute dumbass. He's from Whoville. All their last names are Who. That's why he's called Doctor Who. Okay?

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

reblogging posts without liking them is like having sex without kissing