I'm about to have my third slice of pumpkin pie and I do not intend on stopping soon.
Not even Michael will have the power to remove me from my plate.

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I'm about to have my third slice of pumpkin pie and I do not intend on stopping soon.
Not even Michael will have the power to remove me from my plate.

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Hwteesexuality
Huh. Messed up worse than last time
hetrhosrcuali
heterodrvyfkyhy. Started out good, then failed completely.
Heterosexualitu I got one letter wrong- I did way too well for my liking-
Beterosecuality
Ok good
hetoerasecuality
oh thank fuck
heterosecuality
way, way too close
heyerosexiality
not too far off, i do not like how close i was
Heterdexuslity
Heteisexualitu
Heyerosevualitu
heterosexuwlity
Oh no, I was almost straight…
but also uwu sexuality lmao
heyerosevualiry
heterisexualitu
Heterosuckailyu
Hetero, suck, ai, ily lmao no
heterisesualiry
it was ok in the beginning lmao
Hjeyetosecuity
Yep-
heyrerksedhamhrg
(:
heybkehrersexuit
Heterosecualti
heterosecualitt
Hetjeixltu
Hererjecjakjkg
heterisexyality
PFFF
heterpsexiuaoty
Hetreosexuslitu
have none of you learned touch typing
Heyerosecylait :/
heterisyriskly
well then.
heyerisecuslaiy
WHAT-
hwrweoaexuLIY
what the FUCK did I just type
herwoxeuwlit
well. i’m definitely not straight?
Heyerosexuality
This is way to fucking close for my comfort
hdtdfidefuso I have
autocorrect can’t even fix whatever that is
Heterises6woi45 Huh
Hetwrisexyality
@hellobendykitty Babe I have something to tell you…
I’m gay
Hereroehdsidyaly
gasdiaw\uKry
hetwyudrhdjudu well then
heterosecuakity lmaoo
herorersecialoyu
Heyerisexuality
geyshyseftaory
well that’s not a surprise
Heterosecuality
Oh no u was almost straight
heterosexuality
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lemme try that again…
heerowdfnalskdf
THERE WE GO!!!! ALL BETTER NOW :DDDD
heferosexualirt
we gucci
oh this is back lmao lets see if im still gay
Heh5rrsrduwlirt
Damn I got gayer ok
Heterosecyapity
Hertrosecyality 🥴
heterosexiap8r6e
heterosexuality
FUCK
Heterosecuality
OH GOD-
that was a close one!
Anyway
HDJAJSBSHWJAKDBBDBSLQOABDBCBDBW
heterisecyaltit
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
in need of a freakin miracle right now. im such a broke bitch, please help ya girl out xoxo :’) <3
bastards
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW
AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
OH PLS IF I GET ONE FROM TODOROKI/DAZAI I WOULD
C R Y🥺🥺🥺🥺
you know what why not
OWO
Why not ,let’s try
:0 if I actually get one I’ll cry
wait what the fuck
Please I’d die of flustered-ness and laughter it would be great
Omg please do it! 😳 My favorites are Levi, Mammon, and Belphie!
Based on my blog…
…am I about to get a love letter from cookie monster?
My favorites are 707 and Belphie
Oooh, love letters!!!
PLEASE ONE FROM DANNY AND MIKEY
DANNY LOVE LETTER DANNY LOVE LETTER DANNY LOVE LETTER DANNY LOVE LETTER-
PLEASE! I WANT A LOVE LETTER OF THOMAS HEWITT 😌 MY LEATHERFACE FAVORITE
@seeyouallintherapy mad respect if you manage to do all those notes
jesus dude
hope i get one too 🥺💕
ZZZZ FREDDY KRUEGER MY BOI

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i am a:
⚪ Man ⚪ Woman 🔘 Slasher Fucker
looking for a:
⚪ Man ⚪ Woman 🔘 Slasher to Love Me, Fuck Me, and Maybe Kill Me
help me what have i done
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I’m bringing back the REAL post. For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting. Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything. For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you. I’m very disappointed. Please share the original because this is an important issue.
Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:
No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.
Bless the blog that brought the original back!
Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures
This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.
To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.
Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:
And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:
These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.
So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.
To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!
This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong
its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself
6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in
Guys, you’re beautiful or handsome, whichever you prefer no matter how you look and I’m so sorry that anyone ever told you or made you think that you weren’t.
I love this post so much! cause like, My dad looks kinda fat, and so does my grandpa but they’re all muscle! You don’t have to have abs to be strong!
Male body positivity
PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST* Hey guys, I am asking for help getting through this month and I despera
Please help them!
Black-on-Black crime is merely a deflection from the real problems at hand. End of story.
Stay safe and educate! ✊🏽
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i really hope my wish comes true
my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt
SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works
This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!
✨ for anyone who believes in making wishes on stars ✨
welp what the hell I’ll try it
hm
yeah can I get a motherfrickin uhhhhhhh
💖slasher husband?💗
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
I’m gonna start a blog where I post nothing but this every hour of every day.
I’ll never not reblog this
Reblog if you want a strange, threatening, or vaguely ominous compliment sent to your inbox
-🐭Gopher
Well yes please
Sounds fun

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Last Friday there was a pacific protest in Mexico City for what happened to Giovanni [Worker who got beat to death by cops] and in sympathy for George Floyd.
Policemen attacked the protestors.
Here they are beating a SIXTEEN year-old-girl.
Her name is Melanie.
She alive but presents major injuries.
I am asking you to reblog this. Police is a pest.
They’re literally KICKING her HEAD.
Please. Make this viral.
[La policía no me cuida, me cuidan mis amigas]
Hi. If you care about police brutality in the USA you should care about his too. Pls reblog.
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) dir. Rob Hedden