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Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

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i know that this might look cute and all, but its really not. this is called “head pressing“ and its symptom of serious brain issues such as brain tumors, brain damage, various disease that affect on brain etc. if you ever see cat doing this, it should be taken to a vet asap

this is not head pressing. head pressing is when a cat stands headfirst typically against a corner or wall without moving for extended periods of time. what’s pictured here is a completely normal cat behavior that shouldn’t cause any concern.

here’s an article that talks more about this and shows pictures comparing actual head pressing to when a cat just sleeps face down (which is normal)

When I totaled my car last spring, it was by plowing straight thru a fence into a cow pasture on my way to a job interview, and the one thing that saved me from being utterly consumed by despair was the fact that the cows were utterly bonkers with curiosity about the weird object that was suddenly in their field, and they completely SWARMED me and my car with good-natured excitement. They ate my lunch (and my cars bill of sale documents), they used the wrecked husk of my car as a rubbing post, they tried to lick my face, and most importantly because of them I was not just crying alone in the rain, and for these things I'm literally forever in their debt.

wow who knew baking was so romantic

It's okay if your fangs get in the way when we make out, bro. I actually kinda like it 😳

This level of romance or don’t even bother

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this is still so fucking funny, I can’t get over this. never.

My favorite part was how walmart did that thing where they get a bunch of people to work a long part time shift, but just short enough to not be full time, thinking they could avoid giving employees healthcare. It turns out you can’t do that in Germany, so they had to give healthcare to way more employees than if they had just hired people to full time positions.