yeah yeah we're all dead inside move on

I know he can turn it off and on but there’s still something so funny to me about the idea of Hua Cheng, the walking wind chime, getting jump scared by his stealth lord of a husband. Like Xie Lian is just built to sneak up on him. Cause not only does Hua Cheng have a giant blind spot, Xie Lian’s short king status also puts him outta Hua Cheng’s direct eye-line and he’s been a martial artist since he was like 5. He is now 800, and some change. Like, I know he is silent, and I truly wonder how long it takes Hua Cheng to wonder if he should also decorate his Dianxia in bells so he doesn’t scream and embarrass himself because he keeps getting jump-scared by him.

Still not over Xie Lian being like, either this is a regular teenager or a supreme ghost is hanging out with me for some reason, and that’s crazy cause I’m just a little guy, and then the reveal happens. He outright asks Hua Cheng, " Hey, why are you here, my friend?” And Hua Cheng outright tells him that it was to see him, but adds, in the out “or because I was bored,” because like he doesn’t want to come on too strong here, but Xie Lian just goes, " Oh, it must be the second one” and just carries on. He walked so Maomao could run, I swear.

kevin, allergic to latex and looking at andrew with the roundest eyes ever: i guess we have to hit it raw.