​my ghouls beg for life

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

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You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

@demilypyro

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

now shake it a little ‼‼‼

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

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Until death, all defeat is psychological.

interrogators try to water board me but i keep drinking all the water with loud annoying gulps

please stop. We are running out of water