Name: Jester, James or really anything. Age: 18+ pronouns: he/him. cis+ male. and currently im 90% sure im biromantic asexual (Maybe aegosexual?)
TERFs, Blankshippers and rape or incest shippers DNI
fandom stuff i will reblog: THE MECHANISMS, pokemon (submas especially), mcyt, Magnus archives, other podcast stuff (malevolent, The amelia Project, etc., etc.), persona series, Generation loss, Hatchetfield/starkid stuff, Still Wakes the Deep, identity V, Metaphor refantazio and occasionally some thing from other fandoms.
My tags:
Jester speaks - my original posts.
My Other Blogs:
@jester-creates my main au posting blog.
@just-the-girl-in-the-chair Askblog where i shoved like all my ocs into a superheros au setting
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Krauser fight doodles!
First one is Krauser finally noticing something is off and getting a brief glimpse of Panda Leon. Second one is Leon trying to get a proper grip on Krauser's knife for the mercy kill, but it's proving to be a bit difficult with his big ol' Panda paws.
-So Krauser can't see that Leon is Panda at first, but as they fight drags on between them, he can't help but notice weird shit. Like Leon swiping at him with blunt nails that were able to tear apart his combat vest like they were razor sharp claws. Or instead of making normal human grunts and shouts, Leon instead sounded more like a snarling dog, barking and growling.
-The most alarming thing for Krauser though, is Leon's strength, He can't help but be flabbergasted with how easily Leon is pushing him back, his feet skidding across the dirt uselessly as Leon barrels into like a freight train. He thinks Leon is using his Plaga to boost his strength, but after getting a glimpse of white and brown fur, he slowly begins to realize the situation he's found himself in.
He's fighting a fucking Panda bear.
ResidentPANDA AU
Everything is the same in RE4 but Leon is a Panda and only Luis, Ashley, and himself, notice. Now let's enjoy the CRACK.
Basically it starts off with Leon waking up in the Police cruiser, slightly confused as he feels off. Tired, He looks down at his hands, only to freeze when he sees giant bear paws instead. He quickly snaps his head up to look at his reflection in the window and is horrified to see a fucking Panda staring back.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" He starts, rightfully alarmed. His cry of shock catches the attention of the cop on front, who turns and looks at him with slight irritation. "Something the matter yankee?"
"What-? YES?" Leon exclaims before gesturing to himself frantically. "What happened to me? WHY AM I A PANDA?!?!"
The cop looks at him in confusion. "Hmm? What on earth are you talking about? You hit your head or something?" The cop sighs."You look the same as you did this morning Yankee." And with that he turns around and starts talking to his buddy, like nothing was wrong. Like this was completely and utterly normal, and Leon tries not to scream.
-Despite being a Panda Bear, Leon has no trouble doing ridiculous Kung Fu moves and crazy spy shit. (Just watch Kung-Fu Panda for an example of this.)
-Ashley is not sure yet if she is either having the worst day of her life or the best day, especially after she sees a Panda Bear do a suplex. Meanwhile Luis is having a crisis because the Panda is kinda hot?
-Again, no one besides Luis and Ashley ( and secretly Ada) notice that Leon is now a giant, talking panda. No matter how hard Leon and them try and convince others (The merchant, Krauser, Saddler, ect..) it goes right over their head and they won't acknowledge it.
-When spying on the village with her binoculars, Ada scans the area, taking note of what's scurrying about. Villager...chicken..cow..another village...a panda..vill- She stops and goes back to see Panda Leon trying his best to sneak into the Village undetected.
It's the cutest thing she's ever seen in her entire life.
-Ada pretends not to notice Leon's predicament when she interacts with him, having too much fun with how adorable he is.
-A minor change in the AU is that Luis tags along IMMEDIATELY when he meets Panda Leon. You would have to be fucking insane not to go on an adventure with a talking, secret agent panda that does martial arts. Oh and Luis doesn't die either...CAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT.
-At the end of the adventure, Luis and Ashley give Leon a thank kiss and it turns him back into a normal human, so he gets a happy ending too.
Born too late to go to a mechanisms concert, born too early to serve in the campaign against the moon Kaiser, born just in time to be really fucking gay for Jessica law
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."
I think Lois should get to punch Lex whenever she wants, but I'll settle for her getting to punch him every other season. So if we play our cards right, she should get to do it again by season 5.
...So I'm gonna need MAWS to get renewed for a season 4 ASAP.
Today is the Anniversary of when I started No "Real" Me (later changed to There Is No "Real" Me)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who has read, commented, kudos or bookmarked this story. I can't believe it's over 150 chapters and 380k words, or believe I might finish it by the end of this year! Everyone's support has kept me going and I appreciate all of you!!
To celebrate There Is No "Real" Me's anniversary I got SO MUCH art done for my story! Art along with chapter and artist will be under the cut!
Ch 1
by @schiwalker
Ch 2
@rat-in-a-cloak
Ch 13
by Pants
Ch 15
by Mice and Moonbeams
Ch 17
@archival-crypt1d
Ch 24
@wreegis
Ch 26
by GoldenArrowWrites
Ch 34
Art by ME! :D
Ch 41
@cryptidtrashpan
Ch 44
(a group effort of so many people in the Discord server I'm in as well as ppl irl and even some ppl on here, I did not make a good list of who made what cat I am so so sorry)
Youâre a regular office worker born with the ability to âseeâ how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide itâs best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. Heâs a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. âI noticed youâre new here. Whatâs your name?â
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if heâs looking right through you. âThe nameâs Clark,â he says. âSo, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?â
Itâs been a few weeks, and one of Clarkâs friends shows up. Sheâs pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out. First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.
Clarkâs introducing her around.  âThis is my good friend, Diana, sheâs in from out of town.â
You blink, and take a step back in fear. Youâve never seen an 11 before.
The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you canât help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.
Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses youâre 99% sure he doesnât actually need, and asks tentatively, âEverything all right?â
You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.
Thatâs it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way that Brucie Wayne is a 10.
At this point, youâve seen it all. Miled manner reporters and billionaires at a 10 and a model-like woman at 11. You were really starting to doubt your power. The day you really stopped believeing in it was when Bruce Wayne came for another visit, and this time with a kid. The kid couldnât be more than 10 years old, a bit on the short side.
The day you started believing in it again was when you saw on tv the formation of something called the justice league.
There were those same numbers over superman, batman, wonder woman and robin. Thatâs when you put two and two together. You wonder how nobody at the daily planet noticed that Clarke was Superman with glasses. You wonder why you didnât notice. You wonder why nobody put two and two together that Diana Prince and Wonder Woman looked exactly the same. You look in the mirror as the realization hit you and you see your own number change from a 3 to a 9.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
â Live Streamingâ Interactive Chatâ Private Showsâ HD Qualityâ Free Actions
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
