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cloudabserk

i don’t want you to be human

luftballons99

started thinking about my headcanons for s5 jon (that his eyes get all spooky and that he cuts his hair) and got extremely sad and carried away so here’s a post-watcher’s crown comic

ria-art-2025

The Ultimate Priority: Earth

local-dragon-haunt

Has this been done yet

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lizardsarecute

heeeells yeah

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#the tin woodman is gonna try to kill me #but garfeild will try to protect me #i feel he would just throw water on the tin woodman then use his axe to cut a lasagna

hisclockworkservants

housecatincarnate

musicalmelody22

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.

fororchestra

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

corruptbucky

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

lady-gorthaur

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

elsajeni

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

minguskingus

This is the best band post

Everyone else go home

oxboold-deactivated20180729

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

prokopetz

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

vivelafat

Julius IdontgivaFucik

septemberbells

More like Julius Fuckit

machinaux

Holy fucik

lightspeedsound

I always reblog this because it never fails to actually make me snort

lightspeedsound

according to my german-born/speaking boyfriend: Above the eight fortes in that Fucik piece it says “Nichts fuer Lauwarmduscher” which is “this is not for people who take lukewarm showers”

t-eyla

confirmed, and at the end it says “kein langsamer werden” which roughly translates to “don’t you fucking slow down or else”

crackshipsandregret

Star Trek Logic: all aliens breath Earth air

Applied Star Trek Logic: Rocky and Grace can hug (and he can slap the shit out of his best friend's boyfriend) without xenonite between them

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iambaronalberto

if anyone draws me anything ever

im going to stare at it

im going to grin like an idiot

i dont care if you think its bad or not

i love it

i love you

princessraptor

I've had one peraon draw me fanart for NRM and you bet your ass I loved it. I still open it and just look at it in awe a lot of the time

#the idea of my story inspiring fanworks makes me cry /pos

biologizeable

I can relate to this on every level

ceekari

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

cathartiform

coughs weakly

natjennie

they're gonna figure it out one of these days, I just know it.

(@justcakethanks the ewc have taken over my brain)

justcakethanks

Don't y'all dare stop tagging me in these bwahahhaha.

vilestvillaincontest

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 2! Part 28!

Kayne (Malevolent)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

Kayne art by @capesch-arts

myosotis-elinora

I mean, based on what little I know about Malevolent it makes sense that Kayne is winning

But Monika noooooo :(

princessraptor

Monika isn't a villian to me, sorry prev I voted for Kayna.

#to be clear i love monika more than kayne #but shes not a villian in my eyes #while kanye is a sadist mofo

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beesmygod

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

fairyofthemoonarchive

takineko

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

she had babies with a what

deathsmallcaps

He died :(

rainbowmilk1996

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

the-haiku-bot

Raising kids alone

is stressful enough without

them being part wolf.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

myosotis-elinora

Wolf children!! I remember I likef that movie as a kid, and I’m also pretty sure it’s implied she fucked the guy while in wolf form

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

deathpotato

Jonathan sims in season 4 and season 1 respectively.

myosotis-elinora

Jon WISHES it only took one year to organize the Archives

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