Stuff and Things

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

i feel hysterical, i feel UNWELL, I'm a hundred episodes in and I'm going insane right alongside these poor sods working in the archives, like. jonathan is regularly found in Situations, he gets kidnapped, beaten, burnt, pushed off cliffs, and now no one quite bats an eye at his predicaments. sasha got killed by some shitty shapeshifter who then proceeded to fool everyone else for at least half an year like. what the fuck. martin is having one long drawn out panic attack. the idiot he likes way too much keeps getting himself nearly killed and keeps avoiding him like he's the plague. the tape recorder is probably sucking his mental stability from his fucking skin. tim has been actively suffering for at least half of the time he's been here, has tried eloping to escape, probably downs twenty cups of coffee a day simply because he suspects he can't die. melanie my goat tries killing her maybe evil boss at least a few times a week it would seem. basira is winning in ways i can't even comprehend, her lesbian knight is fighting battles out there for her while she makes use of the numerous books lying around. and she's getting paid for it. #dreamlife