Jessy

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

new DB Cooper theory: he went up