you don’t really need to know anything about me

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

i want to eat an entire lemon

I like doing that slice by slice every time a waiter brings me a fancy drink

I like to take a wholr lemon, peel and eat the rind a bit at a time until it's totally peeled, then have the slices dipped in sugar before eating them orangestyle.

I also like biting into a lemon like an apple. If you’re sufficiently charismatic you can convince bartenders to give them to you for free if you let them watch you do it

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

my driver's test came back negative

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

Big secret is that if you’re high energy enough and generally confident about what you want, in many social encounters they let you be the giant rat dat makes all of da rules

Grad student Ice skating wasn’t ready for me

“I need a goth girl to ruin my life” they say. I say I’d love to have a goth girl enhance my life. I want us to complete each other and build each other up to be the best people we can possibly be

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me