Liam asks Ian about divorce. Set in early season eleven.
βAre you and Mickey gonna get a divorce?β was the first thing out of Liamβs mouth when he came home from school that day. Ian stared at him. βWhat?β
βI mean you fight a lot. Like a lot. The other night he said heβd divorce you but he didnβt sign a prenup.β
Ian sighed and set down his book. Heβd almost forgotten that comment Mickey had made. Theyβd resolved their argument, had some fantastic make-up sex, and now they were focusing on setting up their business. To be fair they were still bickering constantly, endlessly, but it wasnβt something that bothered Ian too much. At least if he was sick of Mickey here he could leave the room and go hang out somewhere else, unlike prison.
βWeβre not getting a divorce,ββIan said simply.
βYou fight all the time, though.β
βHey, we fight with everyone. Lip fought with Fiona a lot-β
βBuddy, she still calls us. Sheβs gone because she needs to live her own life instead of dealing with everyone else-you know what, that was a bad example. Okay look. Me and Lip fight sometimes and we still hang out.β
Liam sighed. βNot as bad as you and Mickey do. Iβm just surprised. After all you went through to get marriedβ¦β
Ian put out a hand and ruffled his brotherβs hair. βMickey and I arenβt getting a divorce just because we fight a lot. Especially not after everything weβve been through,β Ian said.
βYou sure?β Liam asked.
At that moment, Mickey conveniently came bounding down the stairs, two at a time, and playfully shook Ianβs shoulders from behind him. Ian laughed and tilted his head back to kiss his husband, cupping his jaw and tugging him close. Mickey smiled contentedly against Ianβs lips and pressed another kiss to his mouth, fingers digging into his shoulder. When they drew apart, Ian grabbed Mickeyβs arm and flipped him over onto the sofa. Liam sprung up to avoid being crushed by Mickey and watched the two of them wrestle it out on the sofa, till Ian managed to secure his husbandβs wrists, pinning him to the sofa.
βWhat do you think, Liam?β Ian panted, not taking his eyes from Mickey.
βWhatβs he think bout what?β Mickey asked. Ian grinned and leaned down to kiss the tip of Mickeyβs nose. Mickey scrunched his face in a front of indignation but he smiled nonetheless.
βThinks weβre gonna get a divorce cause we fight all the time.β
βNot all the time,β Mickey said. He turned his head to glance at Liam. Liam thought he looked quite comical, pinned underneath Ian, but he seemed happy enough.
βBesides, it was worse in prison,β shrugged Ian. Mickey flexed his wrist in a bid to get free and Ian climbed up off him. He pulled Mickey upright and into his arms and pressed a hard kiss to the side of his head.
ββChu worrying bout us for anyway?β Mickey asked, settling back against Ian. He laced his fingers with Ianβs over his own chest, his head fitting back against Ianβs shoulder.
βIβm not,β Liam said. βJust wondering. Divorce rates increased between newlyweds since the pandemic. Itβs not unreasonable to think you guys might divorce too.β
Ian chuckled. βBet those couples have nothin on us,β he said. βBet they werenβt together for ten years beforehand.β
βOr survived fuck-knows how many breakups. You know what, kid, if your brother ever divorced me, heβd come running back to me like three days later.β
Ian opened his mouth to say something, and the closed it like a goldfish. Mickey laughed. βGallagher, you came for me with my greasy ass hair when I hadnβt showered in a week. You came for me when I was wearing a beanie lookin like a homeless person and you folded in like three seconds flat. All Iβm saying isβ¦you find me irresistible.β
Ian mumbled a sullen βDo not,β but he cracked a smile anyway.
He kissed Mickeyβs cheek. βWeβre not getting a divorce, Liam,β he said. βBeen through too much for that.β