Throwback to that time 6 months ago when it was my job to drive this kid from school to his swimming lessons. Now keep in mind this kids swimming lessons are in a mildly shady part of a pretty big city. The kid that I'm driving around is 6 at the time and as such trouble follows him like a murder of crows follows a pack of wolves.
As we r walking to the rec center where his swimming lessons are held, I am walking backwards to make sure he doesn't run off into the parking lot. I turn around for a split second to check that I'm not gonna run into a tree or smth, when behind I here, "Jesse... what's this?"
I mildly panic at those words considering they are coming from the mouth of a 6yo boy who I just took my eyes off of.
I turn around to find him holding
β¨οΈA dirty condomβ¨οΈ
I had been scanning the ground the whole walk to the front door for stuff like this and he found one in the ONE place I didn't check.
After a quick call to his dad I made him run inside and wash his hands while touching the least amount of things possible.
It ended as well as it could have but perks to all the parents trying out there cause holy shit.