jesse

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

the thing about israel and palestine is that only one side has the power to end the conflict. israel could end the occupation, end the blockade, stop the settlements, stop the apartheid, and let palestinians return to their stolen homes. an end to israeli violence--to israeli occupation of palestine--would mean an end to the conflict. an end to palestinian violence, on the other hand, would see the bombings and evictions and ethnic cleansing continue unabated. so when someone calls for "an end to violence on both sides" remember that only one side can end 'the violence'--all the other can do is roll over and die.

like, you think it's bad that hamas are extremely reactionary religious fundamentalists? okay, me too! however if you want to foster progressive and humane forces in palestinian politics the first step is to stop keeping millions of people in an open air concentration camp that's bombed daily and steps two through one hundred are dismantling the israeli apartheid state. but of course the 'end to violence' people aren't advocating that because they don't really want an end to violence, just for the israeli colonial project to proceed unimpeded and for palestinians to politely not make a fuss about their own genocide

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To this day the fact that there’s people out there who think masturbating is a form of cheating is one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard

this is one of the ways fundamentalist christian heterosexuality is actually really kinky because theyre literally like you need to save all your cum to breed me auuughhh. except theyre dead serious about it

do not ask me to condemn retaliatory violence from a people shouldering ongoing genocide. i want the Haitian revolution to happen for shackled people everywhere. i hope every occupied colony on earth produces their very own Dessalines. i’m just silly like that.

There's a difference between rioting and destroying government buildings and stuff and kidnapping and murdering civilians. Even if Hamas somehow "frees Palestine" it's probably gonna end up as a shitty authoritarian government. Responding to genocide with another genocide solves nothing.

has anyone ever died from gooning

When my old gooning buddy Jake was going thru the hardest sesh of his life he was going mad and shit because he was clogged as fuck and he started deastroying shit since he couldnt get that sweet release he was trying to get for days i shit u not our sesh lasted 5 days straight and it wasnt until he took the 6th tina puff on the final day when the devil inside him awakened and i could see it in his eyes it was time for me to put him down old yellar style so that was when i knocked him out with my megaton blast punch to knock him out and then i brought him to my drive way to run him over til he was gone for good sorry buddy but its the way to have to be

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

in the TikTok robot lady voice

All gary ever fucking says is meow

the fuck yoou want that little guy to say huh ? the bible? you want that slug in the chapel

they call me the bear because i make my girl whinny and poo