Very Upset Girl

As a guide, its best to remove everything after the ? in HTML. It's sometimes useful, but in those cases, you'll probably already know what it's for.

if you use Firefox, there's an extension called ClearURLs that removes a lot of these automatically, or you can paste in any messy URL and it'll clean it for you

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

i just eat bread

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

Cannot stress enough that this is LITERALLY what Disney did when they adapted Sondheim’s Into the Woods

@official-boob-posts

my face when I think I’m being subtle with my tit staring