Keep Calm and Reblog All The Things

what have i done

guys its ok guys you can guys you dont have to keep guys guys its ok you can you can you dont have to you can

my notes have been borderline unusable for a solid week

im hindsight i shouldve expected this

This post has something for everyone. Chemistry jokes, metacommentary on how Tumblr works, hubris...

[Image Description: Cartoon image of Parker, Hardison, and Eliot in free fall off a cliff alongside a red toy cart into a river below. Parker is enthusiastically throwing herself into the fall, Hardison is hanging on to her legs looking scared, and Eliot is above them, with crossed arms and a long-suffering expression.]

Sam Reid: I think that Claudia's transformation -- for Lestat -- is more about Nicki than anything else; and it's about our adaptation and our perspective on Nicki. Lestat has seen what happens to someone when they are not prepared to become a vampire. Claudia is a bad choice to become a vampire, really really bad choice. And it's not what he wants because he's seen that pain, he's experienced that pain he's turned somebody who was not meant to be one, who lost their mind and he carries the guilt of that transformation. He loved him and he was miserable and he died and it was horrific. It took him over hundreds of years to get over it.

#lestat has genuinely suffered more than christ

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

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Thinking HARD about Orion going to an Earth therapist like "The profound rage within me is all-consuming...unsated by battle...stoked fiercely and at odd times...a curse given to me by my father." and the therapist is like "listen we inherit all sort of things from our parents, but our day-to-day emotions are something we can control" and then he shows her a picture of darkseid and she's like "listen (1) yeah i can't fucking help you (2) jsyk we don't take your co-pay"

lightray: they don't take your insurance? RIDICULOUS give me your motherbox i'm calling themtruly obsessed with how Orion's Mother Box is just a cell phone that is also an anti-depressantlike when Orion got extra SAD and therefore MAD when he was a teen was Highfather like Ya We Need To Get Him On Mother Box