I would like to stab it ā¦in the ass.
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Sneak Attack: Origins (called āBackstabā in OD&D / AD&D)
Rika used this exact attack today :-)

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I would like to stab it ā¦in the ass.
(via mydnd)
Sneak Attack: Origins (called āBackstabā in OD&D / AD&D)
Rika used this exact attack today :-)

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Rika in the Cell
(a little snippet of my D&D characterās current plight)
There was precious little light so Rika kept her eyes closed, attempting her manipulations of the lock using only touch, hearing, and instinct. Ā
You didn't even run. Why didn't you run?
The door of her cell seemed to have only the one lock, but it was like nothing she had ever come across before. Every time she was sure she had the solution, it would fail. It was like the innards of the lock changed between attempts. Ā
You're so good at running. You always used to beat me back in the village when we raced.
Sweat dripped from her brow into her eyes, stinging them. She sighed and sat back on her heels. Time for a rest.
We ran down to the fishing dock and back, finishing our contest by climbing up into the hayloft. Ā
Sitting on the moldy straw that made up her bed, she slipped the lock-picks back into her shoe before examining her knees. Scraped and bruised they had started to bleed from hours of kneeling on the damp stone floor. Ā
Even out of breath we laughed so much.
Why was she even trying. She should just help her captors with whatever they want so they'd let her go. She didn't owe the others anything. Her friends...what did she need of friends.
Then we would go to the well and drink the cool, clear water until our stomachs bulged.
Except her friends had saved her life. And they were trying to figure out what was wrong with the world. Could she really live with herself if she betrayed them?
Sometimes we'd fall asleep in the loft, staying there the whole night. Ā
Rika rolled up in a ball in the straw. Her head hurt too much to think. Maybe things would be clearer in the morning. Ā
Why didn't you run?
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Shameless promotion of my son (and his strange grandpa).
[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Ā Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. Ā The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
@we-are-rogue Is this the proper method for thieving?
What, redistributing surplus from someone who wonāt miss it to someone who needs it? Iād say itās an excellent method of thieving. Very proper, comme il faut, A+, would recommend.
(Also, adorable. Also, DOGGY!!!!!)
This has nothing to do with Shayde but everything to do with @splendidpuffings
Fellow Canadians!
The owner of the Coombs World Parrot Refuge in British Columbia passed away in February. There are 600 parrots and cockatoos there that need to be off the property by August 1st. If you have birds and you can take an extra one, please consider adopting one!
I tried to convince my Dad and he violently shook his head so hard that I thought there was something wrong with him.Ā
I know a few bird lovers, though none in Canada. But maybe we can boost this enough to find homes for all these guys.

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My absolute favorite weather!
A star dune is a pyramidal sand mound with three or more radially symmetrical arms. They tend to form in areas with multi-directional wind systems.Ā
These are cool. But I have to admit that at first I read that asĀ āmulti-dimensional wind systems.ā
Shout out for civic participation! At the Democratic Caucus with my son and hundreds of other people.
A bottle of cough syrup in Philadelphia, circa 1889.
Kind of wish I was born in 1889 instead of 1989 now.
Well, I suppose youād be too unconscious to cough.
Letās not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.Ā
Thatās excellence.
Letās not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmotherās last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which justā is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond DantƩs, Dumas also based on himself).
(ā¦a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, āMy father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.ā
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, āā¦sorry about the hella racism,ā and had Dumasās ashes reinterred at the PanthĆ©on of Paris, bc if youāre gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumasās more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering ālostā works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
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I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGHĀ because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentlemanĀ
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians saidĀ āis this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlordā
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterdayās plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were likeĀ ā⦠no⦠no, weāve thought very hard and weāll have General Dumas actuallyā
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandreās rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like thisā¦
ā¦and like thisā¦
ā¦while āNapoleon has all the presence of yesterdayās plain Tesco hummusāā¦
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lotā¦
ā¦he was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
Read the fuck out of this of the day.

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Funky Town starts playing in the background.
So I ran across this blog...I was entertained :-)
Lol wtf
SCREAMING
This is the best article I've ever read.
Sea otters, which feed mostly on animals such as clams, snails and crabs, use rocks to smash open the outer shell of their prey in order to feast on whatās inside of them. Otters have a pouch of extra skin located beneath each arm, which they use to store their favorite rocks in (as well as any uneaten food that theyāre saving for later). In fact, a sea otterās rock is so important to them that they often pass it on to their children, like a family heirloom.
(Source)
I would like to know how that otter is storing that MASSIVE FUCKING BOULDER in his armpit??!! @splendidpuffings any help?
In case you canāt read the caption, it says āDildo Bike, BDSM, Group Sex, Humiliation Eroticaā. Iām not sure what ādildo bikeā can mean, but I have a pretty clear mental image and I think Iāll live without reading about itā¦\
Editorās note: Itās unclear on my monitor, and I choose to read it as ādisco bikeā. Also, what, re: humiliation. Does it make her wear a really stupid-looking bike helmet? Must she be this tall to ride?
And my first thought is ⦠is this story about Cloud Strifeā¦.
Um, I'm not going to mention how I know of the existance of a video featuring just such a bike...
Absurd Animal of the Week: Geoduck (a type of clam)
Also, here are some teeny tiny babby geoducks.
So is it just me orā¦
It is definitely not just you.
Gotta love the geoduck!

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My son designed a character, Tigoroe (pronounced ti-GOR-oe). He spent about as much time in character creation as I do. I am so proud!
TLS is now clearing BLAZERIDGE STEPPES
Come join us! We can squad in stuff! Yes we are recruiting but we also just want to make friends and have fun. We are seeking LINEN for great tailoring! This zone is perfect for levels 40 and up!
I am on Goseldt of course!
Linen for scribing as well!