WTFBadRomanceCovers

Editor’s note: Shame the loser baby! Shame!

(To be fair, my library still occasionally accidentally orders these terrible print on demand things that look just as awful.)

This is not romance but what

Someone was clearly very disappointed that the Wolf of Wall Street was not a literal thing.

Vintage Cover Multipost: tall leprechauns and/or very small blondes?

The zoomed out version of this (here) looks fine, but cropped like this, he looks like every piece of his torso was pasted in at a different angle. The headlessness I think is not helping.

I mean, at least hear her out, dude. It looks like someone threw an entire bolt of green silk down the stairs, forgetting that traction as a general rule is a thing you want in your staircases. Maybe she just can’t make it upstairs in those shoes under these conditions.

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED VIKING FRIDAY

At this point, I think I could almost devote an entire day of the week to Sleepy Hollow guy.

Inconsiderate sky butt ruins sightseeing vacation for tiny hikers.

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

HAPPY OBJECTIFIED SCOTSMAN THURSDAY

But wait, the kilt is over there. What, was he wearing bike shorts under there? Bullshit.

Welp, this is a thing.

I think this is the most airbrushed Scotsman ever.