[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i love being a lesbian like wait im a lesbian and im better than everybody

this post is abt lesbians

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

I just blocked someone for saying girls and men in the same sentence. Strict as fuck over here idgaf

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me