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and I had to stop in the middle of the store and search ao3 for King Boreas/Vulcanus Rex fics. of which there are zero :(

Crowley decides to retire from his position as king of Hell, and due to some Santa Clause-esque rules nobody knew about, his consort aka the guy he's fucking aka Bobby becomes the new king by default. Now Bobby has to adjust to having all the power of the king of Hell while also being a human with a soul and empathy and all that, trying to keep the cosmic order of things together and not go mad with power and maybe rehabilitate the poor souls that have had the humanity tortured out of them. and Crowley's just, like, experimenting with sweatpants and watching Sex and the City reruns.