Jellycarp Lives Here

thinking i should start my reread of homestuck on april 13th for obvious reasons.

I'm starting to believe I'm actually from an alternative universe where Ice Climbers became the "Zelda"of Nintendo and I'm getting glimpses of that universe astral projected into my mind.

I need a brush I can dip. I need water. I need dilution I can control. I'm going insane from the limitations.

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

“Gamzee Contemplates Slime”

-Dave Strider

Voice recording and typography animation by me, Jellycarp.

Don’t really care about attribution stuff share all you want guys just remember–Andrew Hussie wrote this, and the original source stands here