folga wooga imoga womp

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

more people need to start making OCs because I just saw a post of a woman who named her real life human baby O'lyrix and I think that child's life could've been saved if mommy had just gotten all her quirky naming conventions out on a fantasy character instead of inflicting it on someone who's gonna have to submit a job application someday

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

roommate is identifying pokemon on cries and i swear we're just hearing the same noise over and over

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do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background