im what the kids call... horrible

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

they call me 'ol fucked up in one eye. on account of my fucked up eye. now every word I type has a beautiful halo around it

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it