wowee wowzers

There was really no winning that one

One car to rule them all

“yes, officer. it was a blue…. car” “what make?” “…. yes”

This car wears trophies of its victims

this isn’t even upbadging this is just shitposting but on a car

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

World Heritage Post

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Happy Pride

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

Please please tell me this is a real cat and not an art doll

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream