wowee wowzers

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start to receive marketing from the creepypasta universe

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

TWELVE dabloons

admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered