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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Mirren is a very mindful lover after sex, though a bit lazy on actually getting to it. He much prefers just laying in bed for a long while before he actually gets up to get you two cleaned. Depending on how intense he had been, he'd much prefer to bring you with him to the bathroom to clean up, but in cases where he's been extra rough he'll bring everything to you. Water, a towel, even something small to eat if you're extra worn.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Mirren is pretty pleased with his hands, not because he has a habit of admiring himself but mostly because he likes all the ways they can interact with you. The way his lithe fingers can press into your thighs, your hips, your chest. Or simply the act of pushing your hair out of your face. He used to bite his nails to the point they bled, but since kicking the habit he's found a new sense of pride in them. Every scuff, accidental cut, freckle and crooked part.

On his partner, he's a big fan of their mouth. He's a little embarrassed by it since he's never really heard anyone else be so enamoured by their partners mouth before. He likes the way you smile, the way you pouts, the way they blush when you've been making out. And the way they can wrap around his fingers, he really likes it when you suck on them. Make eyecontact at the same time and he'll break any sense of decorum and just take you where you are.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He has a secret, personal count of how many times he's made you cum in one day and regularly makes attempts to break his record even if he's never told you any of this. He also intentionally makes you cum in your underwear just to quietly steal them to keep until he has a chance to get a new pair.

Obsession route specific - He loves watching the way his cum drips out of you and often forces you to stay in place until he's gotten his fill of the view before letting you clean up.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Mirren had a couple weeks when he was 23 where he posted nudes and jerk off videos on a couple different sites. It didn't take off and he realised after a while that he could probably be identified by his vitiligo spots and risk his obsession at the time finding them (though the thought of her watching him did also turn him on, but the risk she'd be turned off was too high).

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

While Mirren has consumed a lot of porn and nsfw media, he has only had one explicitly sexual experience in real life. A girl sucked him off while they were both drunk at a house party, but the whole experience was pretty poor and he threw up at the end of the night (unrelated to the BJ, he just drank too much) so he decided not to try anything with a stranger again. He had hoped getting off with a real person would rid him of some of his obsessive thoughts but it didn't help, so he decided to simply save himself for his obsession.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Standing doggy against or in front of a mirror, he loves watching the way you two look together and the way he can manipulate your body in that position. He's obsessed with watching your expressions as he hammers into you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He didn't think about the fact sex didn't have to be constantly serious and sexy before he got together with you, and while the first couple times is more on the serious side, he ends up opening up. You make it so easy, so… loving. He doesn't even think twice about it when he makes a mistake, stumbles or can't take something off as smoothly as he imagines. He hesitates, embarrassed for a second but when he sees you laughing, he joins in, immedietly relaxed again as he gets back in the moment.

He doesn't intentionally goof around much though, but he's not afraid to have moments of levity.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it groomed and trimmed, but doesn't do much else. He has a spot of vitiligo at the base of his dick, so some of the hair is also white down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Therapy route - Mirren isn't one to be voluntarily very vulnerable, even during his therapy route. But you'll get more of it, more interlaced fingers and soft touches. His dirty talk is a little softer as well, not as degrading or crazy as Obsession route Mirren can sound. He's not one to slow down to remember to spend the day working up to a romantic encounter, but he will use romance and sensuality to initiate sex mroe often.

Obession route - Not really the classically romantic guy. Raw, rough and absolutely desperate is more his style. He'll hold your hand if only to keep it restrained, his kisses aren't soft and kind but desperate and carnal. He wants to take in as much of you as he possibly can.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Mirren used to jerk off basically everyday through his early twenties. He still gets off often when he moves to pelican town but it's also not unusual that he wears himself out to the point of passing out as soon as he gets home. At times with his hand lazily tucked into his underwear if he had planned on it but simply didn't have the energy to committ, just the gratification of getting off wasn't enough of a motivator. Until you moved in and he got to know you.

He started the bad habit of jerking off to your pictures, no matter how mundane. Further into his obsession, he starts stealing your underwear and using that to jerk off. Preferably ones he's seen you wear in one of his pictures. He starts jerking off more often again too, he feels like he needs to get that pent up energy out one way or another and that usually ends up with him using your underwear to get off.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Unsurprisingly; bondage. Both being the one tied up and tying you up.

Biting/marking

Edging

Powerplay (he's a major switch, though his obsessive route tends to lean more dom)

Degredation (once again recieving and giving)

Somnophilia

He's curious about exhibition as well but he's incredibly divided on it.

Recording/taking pictures

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In front of a mirror, but since I've already written about that I'll throw out something else too.

He's also a big fan of doing it on counters, he enjoys getting you up a little higher and it gives him plenty of access while also being able to trap you against it. There's also a certain freedom to knowing you can do it anywhere and everywhere in your own space that he enjoys. Novelty.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Touch him, just do it. He's had too many people avoid his touch and avoid touching him, often made uncomfortable by his touch. So even just small things, when it comes to you, it gets to him quickly. Touch him anywhere that's not "platonic", like tracing the palm of his hand, the side of his neck, his stomach or thighs and he gets an instant boner. It's a fun way to rile him up over time as well, as long as you do it in public enough areas.

He's also a sucker when his partner looks up through their eyelashes at him, if thats innocently or because youre annoyed doens't matter. His whole face heats up and images of you going down on him rush through his head.

Argue with him about stupid stuff, he's easy to rage bait once he's gotten comfortable with you and will get heated over the smallest thing. The rush can easily turn into making out and "hate" fucking if you play your cards right.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No cucking or like… gimpsuits. But generally, he's down to try anything and can be convinced as long as it's you and you reassure his worries.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's REALLY into getting sucked off, but it also makes him a little self conscious that he finishes so quickly when you go down on him. He tries to even it out by also going down on you in return or even more so. Sometimes he'll flip the script if he wants to keep going for longer but know's he's about to cum and instead takes care of you to prolong the scenario.

Therapy route Mirren tends to overstimulate and pin you down when he goes down on you, wanting to provide enough pleasure to drive you crazy. He likes the way you pull his hair and squirm under him, he likes to think that if he can push you far enough, you'll always remember his face in between your legs even when you're touching yourself.

Obsession route Mirren loves fucking your face. Even if it means having to wear a cockring, just to make him last longer. He loves pushing himself beyond the edge and keep going, and the way your eyes tear up and your cheeks flush. It drives him mad. He wants to make sure the taste of him is something you'll never forget.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Mirren is not keen on the slow and romantic pace. He won't jackhammer you constantly, he doesn't have the stamina for that, but he does keep it fairly fast paced. He tries to keep it consistent instead of sporadically quickening and slowing down his pace, he wants to drag it out for as long as he's able even if that means he's using a significant amount of restraint.

Therapy route Mirren can appreciate a slower paces session from time to time, especially if you two are doing something mundane at the same time. Grinding into you slowly while you two are watching a movie or spooning while slowling moving in and out of you while you're both watching something on your phone. The intimacy of it together with the reminder that youre his, you'll stay with him, he doesn't need to rush anything.

Obsession route Mirren struggles with restraint a lot more since he stopped trying to hold himself back. The sessions tend to be shorter, but it's more common to have sex more than once a day instead. He'll pound into you right before breakfast or push you into the mattress while he's ontop, chasing the high of feeling you squeeze around him.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves a good quickie. It once again reminds him that youre his and you'll want him, no matter when or where. He also still has a high libido and doesn't mind if it's hot and sloppy. If everything went according to him, he'd do it everyday at least once. If that's not possible, then he'll usually at least try to convince you to have a quickie with him twice a week (on top of the sex that isn't a quickie).

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Mirren is very open to take some risks and experiment. He couldn't care less what anyone else thinks of him, as long as your opinion doesn't change. If you want to try puphoods, pegging, crossdressing, whatever, he's a degenerate and at the very least willing to give most anything one honest shot.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Mirren is pretty average, not exactly a guy who can go multiple times in a row. He gets around this by being creative though and intentionally taking breaks from his own pleasure while continuing yours. You wont leave unsatisfied in the end, thats always his minimum.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He used to own so many different sex toys back in his old apartment in zuzu city. Just stuff for himself, everything from the tacky thigh-to-waist dolls, to tenga eggs, to pricier toys with controlls and apps and the like. He had to leave all that behind when he fled though.

Now he usually just keeps it simple with a pocket pussy for himself. He's very intruiged by the wide array of sex toys he could use on you though and the thought of it is a big turn on.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Quite a lot, both verbally and physically. If he knows your triggers and turn ons, he'll happily use it to tease you. And sometimes he can be unrelenting, but most commonly he'll eventually lose the façade and forget all about the teasing.

He enjoys some orgasm control though so dont expect him to fully forget to tease you in the end.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Louder than he'd like to admit. But not too bad, he just forgets to keep it down when he gets into it. He can become a bit of rambler when he's getting close as well, a lot of praise and obsessive ramblings tend to spill out.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He won't admit it, but he's fantastised about you tying him up and leaving him while you're out for a while. Preferably with some sort of toy attached to him and keeping him on edge. But you'll probably have to wrangle that fantasy out of him with a lot of encouragement.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Similar to his own build, its on the longer side and slimmer. Uncut. As mentioned before, he has a vitiligo spot at the base. Its generally smooth with a few, vague veins.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. He used to wear himself out physically to the point of exhaustion as stated so it wasnt an issue, but he naturally has a high drive. Would want to have sex every day or every other day.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This is an idea I've had for a while now, originally was going to have Tenna turn on his screen and show a birthday cake to Kris to blow the candles but I thought Asgore being the one to do it made more sense, Tenna still showed something on his screen though, so it's kinda like both did it XD I love, LOVE the idea of Tenna adopting some Asgore and Toriel mannerisms, so I made Asgore do a similar expression to Tenna's whispering sprite. Him having a little party hat too, I like the idea that Tenna is a bit of a character Asgore made up of the TV to play with both his children. I also gave younger Carol a slightly different haircut, I wanted to give her bangs that kinda look like a pine tree branch lol. So yeah, really wanted to give it a very nostalgic vibe, I myself really miss the birthdays or holidays we used to have in the family when I was little with all my cousins, uncles, aunts and grandparents, now we don't really get together like that again for various reasons, cousins have their own families, left to live far away, some family members are not in good terms with each other and stuff.

A little bonus because they are singing Spamton's anthem there lol