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close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

I started reading The Captive Prince, and I had thought that tumblr had made them gayer and more sexual, as tumblr does with gay couples, but no. No. Damen right now is literally going through sex slave life: the beginnings. There are apparently servants who prepare the entrance. Crazy.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

Anyone got that comic about making up a strawman to make a point and then turning around and the strawman is standing there

Thanks

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute

Gotdamn I haven’t seen this post in almost a decade

hello, it’s me, enlightened historical fiction feminist heroine. i hate being forced to wear my long hair gathered up neatly and securely behind my head. oh how i long to let it flow free and whip around wildly in the wind and get in my face and my eyes and my mouth and get snagged on everything

I also like to not wear my supportive undergarments and let my voluptuous breasts flop about painfully when i go running into the hero's arms

Marius "The Last Hope" Valerius, trying to express his affection & devotion towards the man he loves: you can cut my throat if you really want to, I won't be mad

Key of the Cauldron has read the same romance tips

Family traits....

‘I know it’s unkind but my own blood is much too dangerous…’