*Blllllooooggg*

someone stole my laundry basket from the laundry room in my dorm and im fkn tweaked right now

you know what i wont stand for this

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

i will no longer be using this blog because she died

That ain’t no fence

Lmfaoooo

LMAOOO

You guys are going to glue a dildo on that aren’t you?

LMFAOOO

Thanks for the idea

I saw this and the first thing I thought was “somebody is going to use this to shove something else in their ass”

I’ll be passing these out on the street as part of my yearly community charity.

I’m convinced this is what the person that invented this had in mind.

Nah y'all just perverted lol you Dejeux girl ou pa bon lol

🌚 @kinghispaniola

They name this squat magic, but y'all tryna turn this into Squirt magic

This is crazy when you really think about it, but it’s true

[WHITE PPL CANNOT BE ‘WOKE.’ IF THEY WERE ‘WOKE’ THEY WOULD B KILLING OFF MORE OF THEIR OWN N ACTUALLY GIVING REPARATIONS N LAND 2 BLACK PPL WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED SO IM TIRED OF THIS NONBLACK APOLOGETIC STATEMENT GETTING SPREAD, ESPECIALLY WHEN ALL NONBLACKS STILL SEE BLACK PPL AS PROPERTY, NO MATTER HOW “NICE” THEY SEEM.]

AAANNND I'm off Tumblr again! Bye Guys!