throw me in a dumpster behind applebees when i die

on your what

No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

current mood: that tf2 video of the demoman that misses all 8 stickies, all 4 grenades and all melee swings, his entire team dies, and he waltzes onto the point to win the round

fuckin hate the binding of isaac because it’s pretty inarguably one of the most influential games of the 21st century but then you actually play it and it’s like Lollll this naked baby is getting attacked by poop

someone post john cena suit gangnam style depression

someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit