manlet king

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

I want to spin out on black ice and slam into a cliff face

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night