manlet king

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me

old man in the library got a phone call, someone on the other end says loud as fuck “hey pittsburgh phil what are you up to?” and pittsburgh phil responds “i’m in pittsburgh”

next up! faggot shit bag of chips as laser manelli,

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

Let me click u

love when i see something for me #mebait

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible