manlet king

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

Fucked Up But True: If You Don't Do Anything With Your Day, The Day Will Keep Going On Without You

Smoking that shit that made hasee bounce

Smoking that shit that made kiko pop

Smoking that shit that made turmac roll

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

STUDS DADDIES AND TWINKS WITH HUGE THROBBING ROCK HARD COCKS WANT TO TEACH YOU ABOUT NORTH AMERICAN BIRD IDENTIFICATION!!!!