manlet king

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.

This will be the new tumblr

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

unethical petplay where i roleplay an exotic pet that is technically legal to own, but keeping in a domestic situation leads to dramatically lowered quality of life due to my needs as a wild animal

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search