can-can house

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

still drives me up the wall that gideon kissed harrow's forehead. like mind you she still hated harrow up until the pool scene and was mad at her for not making things clear and hiding things and keeping her in the dark. and yet her first thought after hearing all of harrow's agonies was to kiss her forehead and touch her face. like i dont even mean this in a wow so romantic way necessarily, i mean thats such an intimate way to react to someone. not just hugging her but literally kissing her forehead and pushing the hair from her temple after VOWING you hate her fucking guts. its such a raw and impulsive and genuine reaction and it makes me want to dig a grave for myself

ianthe having a bone arm and therefore forcing artists to understand one of the more complicated bone structures in the human body.... its what harrow wouldve wanted

watching youtube clips of the mcu (minions cinematic universe). the worldbuilding is pretty good. in minions: rise of gru there’s a one minute flashback sequence and the voiceover is entirely in minionese

despicable me is like megamind’s cousin in the james bond universe meets the series of unfortunate events orphans and has to face a true evil: the american foster care system. and then the writers asked if that man could ever find love in this crazy world. and then in minions: the rise of gru, the writers had to work backwards to explain the backstory of the . well. i can’t think of a funny comparison to make here but i don’t know if there’s anything in the world you can compare a minion to

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

hey girl, do u have any evil in you? do u want some??

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game