C H A O S

dark green is a nice color. underrated

breaking bad is the funniest show on earth like. culturally. every single episode description is like "as his impending divorce looms closer, walter misses the birth of his child to sell meth" and ten thousand reddit men in 2011 collectively decided they Wanted To Be Him

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

we uptown fucked it up

I really love the fact that the true victim of the Not Them isn't the human they replace, but the one person that still remembers the original.

you guys can say what you want about redd but i think he's the funniest animal crossing character. he's like "here! for $6,000 you can have michelangelo's david. do not ask where i got it from"

mutual who sits on the roof and waves at you from afar because they are a little shy

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

“this date is special because it will never happen again” yeah okay we’ll see what you have to say once i establish the new calendar after my horrifically violent rise to power