Small Bird Corps

just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him

girls love playing with...That Thang....

@theboarsbride

as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

and brother? i’m about to start honkin

and brother? i’m about to pop a tent. ffor tje circus.

and brotjer??? i’m a ballon aminal

creampie.

just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it

we need swimmable cities 

Building my ziggurat will fix me

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Reblog and say what project you currently have spread on your dinner table in the tags

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.