Basically the Orange M&M

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble

You can lie when you name things

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree