Jay loves marvel

infinity war is a dumb movie cause why would you bother all those heroes to fight thanos when all you have to do is get ant-man inside his asshole, make him grow back to his normal size and that’s it purple joss whedon is dead

posts that started a revolution

@Netflix please stop trying to promote amy schumer to me. please. i’m begging you. i don’t know who i hurt in a past life to deserve this or what i’ve watched that makes you think i would willingly sit through anything she has created but please make it go away i don’t want to look at her

i can’t believe they’re giving dora the explorer a gf

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

we all are expecting tony and steve to die. but what if marvel killed thor instead

date the shy cryptid of the local park who flees when you try to say hi, and hibernates beneath the trees at the first frost.