It's Never Oger

Ooo lady gagita

Official Post of Massachusetts

That's... how a lot of Massachusetts curbs are. Not just on the Cape.

The specific style of curb is called “Cape Cod curbing”

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

I spent a solid five minutes wondering how else marine could be pronounced and why I had never heard that there was a pronunciation difference between marine meaning ocean and marine meaning soldier before realizing it was a joke about corps and corpse because these sea animals feed on dead bodies

Ironic how the person I have in mind studies chemistry

dig how Portugal is looking at her

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants