I promise you, i will change the world.

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

Every time I walk against the wind in a flowy skirt I get so embarrassed. Hello world here's my dick outline. Not a pervert but here is my dick outline.

[drowning in third-gendered priestess ass] my conquerors soul blazes like none before me

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

fuck no im not following your alter she posts bad

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else