I promise you, i will change the world.

It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

transfem princess who likes to brag about the size of her penis to all of her maids. the maids have watched her shower enough times to know very well that she’s working with a one incher.

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”