everything is jawesome

All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard