Osh Kosh Begosh Josh!

Thank god they decided to make more

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

@ ppl who r pretty ,,, whats that like

me (looking at my plants): why don’t we ever talk

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

koi fish: :o me: :O

Item: portable button that summons bees

sometimes anxiety makes me feel the way Ted Cruz looks