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Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
O-oh…why do I feel called out…?
I…I just…
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
every movie villain scientist: begin human trials
me: what a joke, you have no data. you fraud, no journal will publish you. you aren’t ready for human trials. you are a joke on the scientific method
The true crime is abusing the scientific method
The reason movie scientists turn to crime is that they are Bad at Science and cannot get even a single paper published
@people who dont draw
you should draw bc ‘bad’ art makes me happy
this is what im talking about. its raw. unfiltered. no ulterior motives clouded by the desire to be ‘artsy’ or ‘deep’. it is what it is and it makes me smile

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because pride month is around the corner, and ive already seen art using the pink lesbian flag, i feel the need to say that non lesbians need to understand that this:
is the lesbian flag!!! The all pink one was made by a transphobe and biphobe!!! We use this!! Here’s the one for merch!
please please use this one instead!!! As a lesbian im less inclined to rb art using the pink one which makes me sad bc everyone’s pride art is always amazing. Non lesbians pls learn this already im going to scream
here’s for th person asking for meanings
do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
You do that every morning???
EVERY MORNING.
wait
wait
is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons
Wait, other countries don’t do this.
*whispers* Not even Russia
I remember when my dad had a conversation with me
because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)
and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”
and I said “why not?”
“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”
“oh. hitler.”
“exactly”
RE FUCKING TWEET
You don’t realize just how creepy it is until you are the only one not doing it
No one:
Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
He is still teaching science without politics tho, problem is that the far right has declared all science as a political statement
What we are seeing is the idea of “science” and “knowledge” been put as political statements cause the rock bed of conservatives depends on people being ignorant and in order to achieve that they have to make it seem like all science is by nature “political”
It’s the South Park effect, were ignorance is labeled as the “true center” while knowledge and education are labeled “SJW propaganda”
I hate how one of our biggest political problems is a concept called the fucking south park effect.
here is a new year’s resolutions for y’all: DONT FUCKING PRANK CALL BUSINESSES. believe it or not, it’s not actually funny to be prank called. in the past 5 days i’ve worked i’ve been prank called 15 times. so please don’t prank call you aren’t cool or funny
to the anon i have blocked who said “Learn to let people have some fucking fun”: there is a difference between having fun and being disruptive. i’m all for people cracking jokes or laughing when i’m on the phone. i love when customers laugh and make jokes with me while i’m taking their order, it really makes it feel more comfortable. but there is a huge difference between that and just calling to prank me. for example, i’ll compare two customers i helped during this week. one was a man my age (late teens, early 20s) who accidentally gave me the address to his mothers house in washington (i’m in arizona) and we laughed about it for a minute before i finished taking his order. the other one was a group of teenagers who called me 5 times in a row, during rush when we make about 75 orders an hour, and asked me a variety of dumb questions such as “can i get a big mac to drink with a side of tuna fish” and “hi id like to make a reservation for 15 on February 30th” and immediately calling back when i hang up on them. now that takes a good minute or two out of me making the food for other customers, which overall slows down productivity and makes the food arrive later than it might have before.
fun fact i’ve almost been fired because of a prank call. a prank caller once kept me on the phone for about 20 minutes by continuing to change his order around and put me on hold to ‘talk to his family’. we were behind due to a driver getting in a accident so my boss wasn’t in a good mood. when i finally got to the part where we would chose a payment method, the customer yelled “ill be paying with THIS DICK” and a group of people starting laughing before they hung up on me. i got in trouble for not realizing immediately that it was a prank call and not an actual order, and could have lost my job that day.
so let me remind those of you who read this whole thing: prank calls aren’t funny because you are just wasting time where the employees could be making food. i work at a pizza place where we don’t have a lobby/phone person, the people who take your order are also the ones making it.

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Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/
Slut
your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
me around women: my left titty is a little bigger than my right titty here do you want to see? also i haven’t shaved my legs in a month and my thighs feel very soft
me around men: if you so much as insinuate that i have a physical form and that you have glanced at it i will come after you with a rusty meat cleaver and a fit of unbridled rage
when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens
Act 3, Scene 1
Benvolio, looking in the first aid kit: Why would you fill it with Cheetos??
Mercutio, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.

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The best production of Romeo and Juliet I’ve ever seen
Mercutio, for some god foresaken reason, was wearing a pink feather boa the entire time. No one mentioned it, no one even looked weirdly at him. Everyone else was wearing like period appropriate clothes but then there was Mercutio with his boa either just around his neck, or around his waist like a belt. During his Queen Mab scene it was tied around his head like a bandana. Every time he came on stage it was somewhere new. The best part, oh the best part of it all, was that in this production they had Benvolio appear in a couple scenes after his death. He didn’t speak of course cause he didn’t have any lines, but he stood in the back. And guess what he had in his hands. A pink. Feather. Boa.
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