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Love the American healthcare system where I’m getting a colonoscopy, a totally routine procedure, and have no idea how much it will cost me until I get the bill because 1) I don’t know what medications or supplies will be administered during the procedure until they shoot me up and 2) I don’t know what the cost of those medications and supplies will be because the hospital’s prices and the insurance’s plan allowance are both secret

i hate the crockpot slander on tiktok if your parents make bad food in the crockpot it’s because they can’t cook do NOT blame this on the crockpot #theysilencedyou

I only take relationship advice from divorced women and women whose husbands act like Gomez Addams. What do I look like getting advice from people who were brought up in and surround themselves with the “how to keep a man” ministry? There’s no valuable information they can give me.

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

proof of crucifixion call that showing hole