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Imagine how many great, weird, awesome stories would exist if writers actually wrote instead of scrolling on tumblr
u know what i didn't come here to be attacked like this
writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.
Writing tips:
āYou feel the bulge in his pantsā - implies that you are feeling some guyās penis, may be sexy depending on context
āYou feel the bugle in his pantsā - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
sometimes you just gotta listen to songs and vividly imagine storylines you don't have the time or talent to put on paper

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Starry Night Microsweater
2022 1.3" x 1.6" ~50,000 stitches, 76 stitches/inch 500+ hours in the making. Over 70 different colors of silk thread including thread combinations
Thatās Althea Cromeās work. Youāve seen her work before if youāve ever seen the movie Coraline because she did the teeny tiny star sweater and gloves for the stop motion puppets to wear.
She does, however, work even smaller.
Thank you @eloso - look at the tiny knits!
Flower Power err... not-Friday...
We had the good fortune to be on holiday in Northern Ireland last week - here's a few snaps, starting with whitebeam alongside Belfast harbour:
Sanicle (L) and water avens (R)
Wild garlic with hummingbird hawk-moth; dandelion clock among the ferns:
Sea anemones at low tide and a funky button-shaped seaweed that I've never seen before:
Orchid (Early Purple, I think); bugle with green-veined white butterflies
Tagging some flower pals who might like to see @a-noble-dragon, @elleelleg, @carolrain, @penna-nomen, @stargazer56 and I can't remember who else I normally tag... š¤·āāļøš
Ooh, thanks for the tag @a-noble-dragon I haven't done one of these for a while š
Currently reading: I have sooo many part-read books by my bed, but the ones I'm most actively reading are An African History of Africa (Zeinab Badawi) and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams). I also just finished Babel (R. F. Kuang), which I highly recommend.
Last film: The Sheep Detectives. We had a few hours to kill waiting for a ferry on Saturday evening, so a cinema trip was the perfect solution. It was a fun, silly watch for the whole family.
Last show: Race Across The World - caught up on the last episode of S6 last night. New Girls rewatch. Looking forward to tucking into Rivals S2 this week!
Last song: no idea - whatever was on Radio 2 before I left the house this morning.
Tea or coffee: both, but if I really had to choose only one then tea.
Sweet or salty: sweet, but I'd miss either!
Currently working on: No writing currently, but I'm finishing up a small hand weaving project (just the last ends to weave in), and then I've got an embroidery project that I'm looking forward to starting.
Np tags for a handful of folk if you fancy joining in @stargazer56 , @carolrain, @mammameesh, @leofdaeg-sand, @trickiwooao3
@elleelleg, @ada-renee and anyone else who fancies - consider the tag open!
Fic Rec Friday Week 48
This week our good friend @characterassassination-at-9am is letting us Shamelessly Promote Our Own Fics.
I'll shameless admit to not being shy about self-promoting on Fridays. To quote Rachel "I did it last week." I'm elle_elleg on AO3, but apparently Tumblr has a vendetta against underscores, hence the slightly different name on here.
First fic I'll recommend is the one that originally inspired me to start writing. I was looking back over it today and I am so proud of myself for putting together a 7500 word/multi-chapter fic only a few weeks after I started writing.
Huge shoutouts to @characterassassination-at-9am for first encouraging me to write our my own version of Loose-lipped High! Patrick and also to @a-noble-dragon and @wearpersistencewell for always being wonderful, supportive cheerleaders
Not How He Wanted It to Happen
Patrick is injured during his baseball game bringing his parents to Schittās Creek where they learn some interesting information about their son and his business partner while Patrick is high on pain medication. Or another version of āLoose-lipped High! Patrickā
I will also recommend my two fics featuring Ray interrupting our two favorite boys while trying to connect because I think everyone can use a few smiles and laughs this morning and both were just so much fun to write. Seriously Ray is such a hoot!!!
Laundry Day
It is Patrickās day off and all he wants to do is kiss this cute boy he likes while he waits for his laundry to finish in the dryer. Unfortunately, his roommate/landlord/former boss really likes to chat.
Maybe You Could Stay
David and Patrick's first sleepover-sleepover does not go exactly as Patrick had hoped, but they are able to improvise and still make it a memorable evening
Tagging our usual Friday Friends. I hope everyone has a wonderful Friday šš
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Fic Rec Friday week 48
Thanks for hosting this week @characterassassination-at-9am
The theme - SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!
Fic Rec Friday week 48!!!!
I had a few ideas for what is most likely my last week to host. Ultimately, I felt like it was time....since we're winding down....for....SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION!
That's it. That's the theme. Do you have a fic that you're particularly proud of? Or a fic that got a lot of attention when you posted but hasn't been recc'd yet? Or something that didn't get enough attention and you want to give it a boost? Here's your chance! I know we all hate it, but we should be proud of the work we've done and there's nothing wrong with patting ourselves on the back every now and then ;)
I'm going to start with 3 of mine. The first two come from my 'Pants on Fire' series wherein Patrick Brewer is caught lying about one thing or another, usually to embarrassing results. These two are less embarrassing and more heartwarming and ended up being chapters long instead of a one-shot. Some of my best works spawned from short fics that you carnies loved and encouraged me to write more! So thank you all!
Public Displays of Affection where Patrick learns to let go a bit around his family.
Dana? where we meet Patrick's BFF Brad!
For my 3rd rec, I'm going to go with my frozen over fic from a couple of years ago. It's just got a healthy dose of embarrassment, along with some feelings too....and my most favorite parents, Marcy and Clint.
Stockings Were Hung By The Chimney With Care
The last thing I'll say is that if you're new here, or not familiar with my work, about 90% of it is super embarrassing situations for our boys that usually involve sex and Marcy, sometimes Clint. So if second-hand embarrassment is your jam, you should probably check out my fics ;)
Ok, carnies, passing the baton to you!
@queenmabcreates @carolrain @mammameesh @a-noble-dragon @elleelleg
@jamilas-pen @mallpretzles @flowertrigger
one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"
The carrier of carriers. A tribute to Terry Pratchett
Fic Rec Friday Week 47
This week our friend @stargazer56 has asked for Our Favorite Underrated Gems and what a fun little trip through my bookmarks this was. Here's a few fics that I really love, but do not think have ever been recommended and deserve some more love from others:
Hearts' Awakening by @InEveryUniverse-SC
This fic about David as a gallerist in NYC trying to make it on his own and Patrick as an up-and-coming musician trying to find himself helped motivate me to join in on Fic Rec Fridays when I noticed many months ago that no one rec'd it for the Music Theme. It was a few weeks later that I finally made the plunge and posted my first recs (Tropes I think was the theme)
into the wild blue by Ayes
In this AU, instead of ending up at the Amish Farm at the end of Season One, David is recused on the side of the road by Clint and taken back to his farm. Every rewatch as we see David driving away in that stolen truck, tears in his eyes, I just want to give him a big hug and let him know it's going to be okay and he is going to be so loved by such a wonderful person. This fic lets our sweet boy find that love a little sooner. There's also a sequel which does a great job of blending Season 4 dialog into the Season 2 timeline.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE- 4.02 Pregnancy Test Coda Fic by @cheesecurdsgravyandfries / Poutini
Has this been rec'd before? Think there was a Night at Stevie's week shortly before I started participating. Anyway, this fic is just so incredibly clever, so much fun, and obviously so much hard work went into not only the writing, but also the organizing and hyperlinking and it definitely deserves more love.
Broken Kind of Feeling by elle_elleg
I am also going to take a selfish this week and self-rec one of my fics that I wish received more love. This is my Patrick backstory fic that I am so proud of. It is the cumulation of literally years of forming his story in my head and months of actually getting it written, reread, proofread, and posted. I'm not sad about the engagement it has received since I posted it earlier this year, I just kind of wish I had been able to post it when the fandom was bigger. I would have loved to engage more with readers in the comments about our sweet broken boy š
I hope everyone has a wonderful Friday and a nice weekend. If you're in the United States, I hope you have beautiful weather and get to relax this Memorial Day weekend.
Tagging our all of Friday Friends
@a-noble-dragon @carolrain @jamilas-pen @mostlyinthemorning @characterassassination-at-9am @wearpersistencewell @stargazer56 @stereopticons @smallumbrella369 @queenmabcreates @mammameesh @trickiwooao3 @ada-renee @tyfinn @leofdaeg-sand @chelle-68

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one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them
still thinking about how much WORSE running errands is for kids. they aren't even your errands! sure it sucks for adults, but kids are 1) forced to tag along, 2) no personal investment in the outcome, 3) get no say on location, duration, timing. a kid stuck in a grocery store aisle while their parent gossips with an acquaintance is a Hostage Situation. at the bare minimum hostages should be allowed to lie down and get some rest
My oldest kid was especially intolerant of extra bullshit during errands. He wanted a list of where we were going, and would get irate about new ones being added to the list after we started. He called this rule āNo Secret Trips,ā with special contempt reserved for the bank.
i think your kid should be put in charge of a major government agency. i want him ruling the FDIC with an iron fist. i want him usurping total control over the Department Of Motor Vehicles
Fic Rec Friday week 47
Thanks for hosting this week @stargazer56
I know Iāve discovered some wonderful fics thanks to Fic Rec Friday and I hope all of you have too. In the spirit of discovery, this week letās all recommend our favorite underrated gems. Is there a fic you constantly reread that you think deserves more love? What about that fic youāve been dying to recommend, but it doesnāt fit neatly into any of the previous categories? Writers, is there a fic of yours that you feel is overlooked? Letās recommend those deep cuts and fics that havenāt previously received any Fic Rec Friday love.
Here are some recommendations that deserve more love...
the grey ceiling on the earth by queenMABcreates @queenmabcreates
Summary:
He has been called many names over the years: Jack Frost, Bon Hiver, Old Man Winter, Frosti, The Snow Miser.
He just wants to be Patrick Brewer.
Beneath the Same Moonlight by calloftheloon @wearpersistencewell
Summary:
Five times our characters reflected beneath the moonlight.
Coffee, Cookies and Other Completely Normal Office Perks by stargazer56 @stargazer56
Summary:
When the Roses lose everything, David reluctantly accepts a job at Celeb-RAY-Tion. The clients' tastes are awful, but he's thankful for all the office perks. Who knew Ray was such a generous employer?
step by step by fakingsincerity @fakingsincerity
Summary:
David starts walking at night.
Heās able to distract himself throughout the day, inventing perfunctory tasks and avoiding people he runs into in town. But at nightā¦at night, it feels like the hotel is smothering him, pressing the air out of his lungs.
He needs to get out.
Ā He used to walk in New York sometimes, usually late at night, a zigzag across the avenues instead of calling an Uber after a hookup. Schittās Creek feels different. Heās never seen this many stars, to start, and the crickets are pounding in his skull. But he can breathe a little easier as he paces around the block, so he keeps walking.
Ā David walks every street in Schitt's Creek.
Held by jamilas_pen @jamilas-pen
Summary:
David's mission is straightforward: to secure the evidence that will incriminate the target. It should be a quick in-and-out operation, but the sudden appearance of laser security beams in his path is the first sign that things aren't going to go as smoothly as he hoped. Soon, the discovery of an imperilled CRA auditor with whisky-brown eyes raises the stakes to a whole new level.
Np tagging @carolrain @characterassassination-at-9am @chelle-68 @demora00 @ada-renee
@elleelleg @leofdaeg-sand @mammameesh @smallumbrella369 @trickiwooao3