big ol' dummy head

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

big and cutes my me at you

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive