take up space

have we tried ignoring the dread, my liege

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

She’s so talented

This made me start to feel a little patriotic

"waiting until you move in" is a deeply under-discussed tactic

like i don't think people understand. it's affirming. it genuinely is. whatever you're dealing with or whatever you went through may not ever really go away. but you can manage it. you can survive it. you can live anyway. you'll get over it but not really. you'll be back. the emotion and the burning desire that you have inside you right now wiyull☝️ continyeough

can we stop pretending liberal politicians actually have a strategy involving gaining conservative voters? it's just an excuse to not go further left to protect their pockets.

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

mwah is a very important word