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achillesinhighheels

screampotato

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

glitched-out-mess

theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

viralfrog

what-even-is-thiss

A lot of people’s idea of “California” is just Los Angeles and also I think specifically the rich parts of Los Angeles

pile-of-worms

As a European, my idea of “California” is honestly just. Warm America. With beach? I think?

what-even-is-thiss

There’s cold rainforests and snowy mountains there

what-even-is-thiss

All California.

gunbeltfupa

#home away from home 🩷

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fragiledate

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

striders

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

#yeah because then I actually have to figure shit out

everythingfoxes

foxpost-generator

it fucken WIMDY

foxpost-generator

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

bribun96

“girk at my work”

psilocervidae

“girk at my work”

#I read that with the same cadence as slob on my knob/like corn on the cob #girk at at my work/and do your job

cinturongazo

im not using wojaks. get on my level

sandmandaddy69

sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

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sunflowerbutch

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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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coughloop

leopardmask-ao3

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

great-and-small

Now that’s what I call

great-and-small

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

son-of-drogo

I hate this site so much.

vitabreva

charl0ttan

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

#mojito… I’m so sorry bartenders #I also do love a sex on the beach tho #and I’ve recently gotten into a filthy vodka martini

zazzedcoffee

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

zazzedcoffee

voter fraud, GO!

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muntiller2

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

fuckblast

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

vnc-deactivated20210107

looked up celebrities with my sun moon and rising and didn’t recognize anyone so i guess i’m the most famous of us all

vnc-deactivated20210107

for those of you curious

#stevie wonder #slay

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leresq

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

#need me one of those

mysterycat-official

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

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