kaputzz

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

Elon: No, I am just going to impregnate every influencer I meet.

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

kiss this babey

"Let's get cherished by mamas"

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.