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at the end of the day my belly stays hairy

2026 still no strap you can feel

let's stop every war and focus on this

many will tell you that the dog motif is passé and cliché and overdone . don't listen to them. keep chaining that fictional man to a fence

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

In a move that surprises no one: local transgender masochist wants a second tattoo

The transgender masochist has gotten a second tattoo

Ice age woman making the first discovery of kink when she gets ambushed while out hunting by a woman from a neighboring clan who rips down her thick animal hide coat and hold a stone knife to her exposed chest saying in a language that she understands some but not all of the words of that she will skin her like an elk and she without thinking hits her with the 🥺 face

"What did she mean by this" it means I was thinking fondly about ancient lesbians with cnc kinks what the fuck do you think I meant

I must now take a moment to criticize my own post i made 30 seconds before falling asleep cause theres no way in hell some ice age chick was the first person who get kinky. When we talk about the ice age we typically mean like 20-30k years ago. Anatomically modern humans have been around for like 300k years, to say nothing of the hominids we evolved from. If you dont think we were doing shibari with hand woven rope made from wild grasses with neanderthals and denisovans you're fucking dreaming pal

Why are all the songs on my liked Playlist such fucking downers??

For the record this is because I was trying to brainstorm a sexy fic and couldn't find a single good song

sometimes the only explanation for what just happened is sex like it wasnt sex but narratively they just fucked we all saw it