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at the end of the day my belly stays hairy

sadomasochism? no, i'm actually quite happyomasochism ^_^

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

petplay but i’m a coyote you mistook for a stray dog and brought home in case somebody is missing me

a mutual is a kind of girl you want to have sex with

How early is too early to say I love You to your tumblr mutual

#womeninthem — new slogan to promote women topping nonbinary partners

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.

it’s actually probably good i don’t have a dick bc i think I would get boners at bad times

Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"