Let's throw out the rundown

shang chi x katy? they're idiot best friends to lovers your honor

katy x xialing? Clueless bi and badass lesbian nation rise

xu wenwu x ying li? who on earth doesn't love the trope of man who immediately falls in love with a woman who kicks his ass, and star crossed lovers?? mob boss gives up life of crime for the woman he loves?? avenging your lost love and losing yourself in it?? tony leung gazing at you like that?? simply elite

xialing x jon jon? distinguished bi dating a clown of a pan, also accomplished boss woman dating her goofy right hand man slaps

Ask and I shall deliver

Okay so the latest drama is apparently there is a man calling across random libraries across the country and he’s asking for information on a court case specifically Brady v Maryland and when he calls he claims he doesn’t have a computer so he asks for the case to be read aloud to him

Here’s the thing. He is asking for uh not legal reasons but umm because he well….he well…he’s yknow 😳 And he’s called multiple libraries and done this and the FBI is supposedly involved and can’t catch this pervert that’s just calling libraries and getting off on librarians reading about some random court case

So if you get a blocked number asking you to read Brady v Maryland wiki article while he “writes it out by hand,” hang up. Log it, tell your managers. 

Links to just one of the ALA facebook posts about it, for evidence if you need to email your bosses:

In my first library job after grad school, I had a patron call up who wanted to find out if he could get help researching something on the Internet. Given that this was around 2001-2002, it’s not an abnormal request–a lot of people, even to this day, need help using a computer/accessing the Internet.

But then the guy tells me he wants to research penis enlargement. 

Cue 23-year-old me freaking out a little and being (gently but still) laughed at by my (male) branch manager when I told him about this call. 

The worst part? I had to call him back, after talking to my manager, and tell him that I would help him get familiar with the computer, but then I would leave him to research whatever he wanted. 

AND THE GUY ACCEPTED THAT AND CAME IN. 

The one that sticks with me the most is how closeted gay people used to hook up before the internet. There was a designated book in a designated stack and if you put your name and location on a designated page.

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