stop thinking with your stele

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN TO WARRIORMALE

HONRY ON MAIN PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

@ tumblr staff: new feature: block counter. i want 2 be able 2 see how many people have blocked me. block counts should be publicly displayed. contest of most blocks

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

I had to take a class to learn Matlab and this is the most useful application I’ve seen

The lack of context here is thrilling

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

hey did you just say warlock is a slur

w*rlock

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT