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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.Ā
The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

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gnome wizard, sitting on a mushroom in the forest: hoohoohoo! *casts a funny little spell and gives me sleep apnea*
Let her finish
Legendary pokemon: *is currently destroying the world*
pokemon sword and shield protagonist: Aw fock i cant boliev youve don this

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bae? you woke? i had a problematic dream =/
what if we got trapped on an island and i started envisioning you as a t bone steak and you caught me making exaggerated looming gestures at you while your back is turned haha what would happen
on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand iām concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism
Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you canāt explain in laymanās terms youāre not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.
hey man i think you might just be dumb
he is worth more
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Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences
That should be a law all across the country.
Fuck. Yes.
@jooshbag ?
This is tied to an archaic law that isnāt enforced anymore.
So if you beat the shit out of someone they wonāt do anything?
Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroesĀ
Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter.Ā
I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this
That man is AWESOME
Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didnāt give specifics, but said that some of them were āthe wrong kind of peopleā and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.
Also someone tried to be an āarch nemesisā to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didnāt hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.
@fiiyerotigelaar
Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suitās actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.
Seattle actually has itās own LEGAL batman
lets make a videogame how hard can it be
nevermind you have to know shit about computers
hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!!Ā
for starters, thereās Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (itās what Crystal Warrior Ke$haĀ was made in so you KNOW itās good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)
if you want a bit more involved experience thereās Inform 7Ā which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn
you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with UnityĀ (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. thereās lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the communityās pretty dang friendly from what iāve seen!
this is just a taste of whatās out there from what iāve seen, but thereās so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, iām around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!
Iām addināĀ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If yāall have any questions about making games, youāre welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.
2D Editors:
GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop āprogrammingā. It is recommended to read-up on the programās functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an āIf-Thenā event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.
GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.
Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.
Stencyl : Drag and Drop āprogramming,ā templates you can edit the variables/values for.
Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.
3D Editors:
Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.
UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses itās own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.
2D Art/Animation Software:
GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.
Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.
Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.
3D Art/Animation Software:
Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.
Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.
Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.
SketchUp : Ā Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.
Text-Based Games:
Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twineās visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.
Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.
RenāPy : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.
Audio Resources/Editors:
Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.
Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.
Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.
FL Studio : Free music composition software.
Miscellaneous Tools:
Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.
W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.
Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Letās Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.
Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.
Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.
From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio
Places to Publish/Share:
Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games
Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games
@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource
It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.
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gay character: guys⦠im gay
pothead character: dude thats like, so dope
He used 100% of his power to support her.Ā

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Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.
Monkey brain: Just use your hands to open this packet. It is easy. It is designed to be opened by bare hands.
Human brain: hohohohohoho look who invented tools jackass