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you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

They sing while doing the dishwasher together. Fuck dan and phil man.

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.

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