You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!
How fucked are you?
I'm dead immediately
I'm fighting for my life
I might be able to survive...
I'll be fine
I'm doing good!
I'm kicking ASS
Overpowered & unstoppable
Interpret your results any way you like!
Inspiration from @miggylol
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
Oh.... welll..... I mean I guess live or die is up to me at this point. Like hell yeah lets talk it out, but also please ignore my savage mockery.
I’m Everything, Everywhere, All at Once and also god














